I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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