He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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