what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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