Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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