i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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