yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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