also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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