Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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