they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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