I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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