That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
two words: eviction party
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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