i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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