we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
