She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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