That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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