R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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