school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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