we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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