Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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