North Korea, Best Korea!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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