To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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