Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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