Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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