just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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