i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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