question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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