I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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