so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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