we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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