dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My dick has a subreddit
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
