I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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