Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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