Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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