i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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