you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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