At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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