my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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