Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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