So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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