i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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