He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
