Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
