2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
please come you make the beer taste better
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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