I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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