I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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