He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
