The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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