People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My cat gives me a boner
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
