Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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