I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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