discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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