i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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