3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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