Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
