Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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