Don't you send me to vm
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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